paraskeet
Real Human Bean
fisting myself and crying
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Post by paraskeet on May 7, 2014 20:18:12 GMT
can u do me and meowmeow thank u
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Post by Gorilla Tits on May 7, 2014 20:51:37 GMT
Hisssssssssssss
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Post by Gun Jr. on May 7, 2014 21:19:23 GMT
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Post by benebreadstick on May 7, 2014 23:38:41 GMT
Gorilla tits could barely wait to arrive at the furry convention. As he walked through the large doors of the room he released a squeal of pure excitement. All the furry costumes! he was unable to keep his bulging erection a secret. He felt a light tap on his shoulder and turned to see the cutest little squirrel and a sexy blue wolf looking him up and down. He heard the wolf growl with satisfaction and the man inside the squirrel costume introduced himself as tweek, and the wolf he said was Urser. "I have a large hotel room we could all meet at" purred the wolf. "Oh I bet it's very large" giggled gorilla tits. Urser grabbed onto gorillas hand and the wolf lead them to his hotel room. All three started rubbing up each others legs and cupping each others genitals. Tweek bent over and with a pair of scissors cut a hole in gorilla tits costume to set his erection free. Tweek licked the precum off gorilla tits throbbing cock. Urser unzipped his costume and crouched on the bed and begged gorilla tits to fill his butthole. As gorilla tits pounds away at urser, tweek also freed his erection and bent in Fort of urser and filled ursers mouth. The ensuing triple orgasm resulted in the most ejaculate that hotel room has ever seen.
The end.
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Post by benebreadstick on May 7, 2014 23:56:12 GMT
billy-goat Me silly Dude glanced at himself in the mirror near her bed as she lay naked, almost falling asleep. she glanced at the clock. she was too awake to sleep and too sleepy to get up and do something about it. her eyes moved back to her reflection and her c*ck stirred. An image of her sucking himself flashed before her and it made her harder. her hand went down to her erection, now at half mast and lightly gripped around the shaft of her lust log. her burning desire for himself grew with the faster pumping of her hand. Faster and more burning until finally she came all over her fingers. she put the cum to her lips and his love juice was the finest wine she had ever tasted, the ambrosia of the gods, the center of a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. her eyes finally closed and with a satisfied sigh she finally went to sleep.
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Post by benebreadstick on May 8, 2014 0:25:50 GMT
"Damn girl you fine" Said Loudnoisez as Diki walked past him on the street. Diki turned around and gave loudnoisez a murderous look. "I don't billy-goating identify as female you piece of shit. You're like worse than garbage, but if all garbage was shit from a hobo's ass that has colon cancer and poop explosion disease." "Wow I didn't mean to offend you, what do you identify as? Male?" "What the billy-goat? That's not how it billy-goating works it's not just "male" or "female" or "Mister" and "misses." Now please stab yourself in the throat with an icicle of frozen dog piss." Diki took out her machete and started hacking away at Loudnoisez, first she chopped of his left arm, then beheaded him. As diki was reducing loudnoisez to a fine mist of blood paint-spattering the public street she realized she was getting increasingly aroused. She touched her face, covered with his blood and brought it to her lips and tasted the death of loudnoises. Something stirred inside diki and she took the machete and started hacking away at everyone else on the street. Diki ripped out their intestines, danced in their blood, and waved around dismembered body parts. Diki's sexy murder spree ended abruptly in a blaze of blood and glory. It's took the entire US military to take her down.
~Fin~
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K-Man
Often Mistaken for Being Famous
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Post by K-Man on May 8, 2014 0:32:02 GMT
jerking off so hard rn
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paraskeet
Real Human Bean
fisting myself and crying
Posts: 932
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Post by paraskeet on May 8, 2014 4:30:21 GMT
where the billy-goat is mine
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Post by benebreadstick on May 8, 2014 11:51:52 GMT
Yours is coming tonight
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Post by benebreadstick on May 8, 2014 15:20:18 GMT
Ifyouknowwhatimean
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paraskeet
Real Human Bean
fisting myself and crying
Posts: 932
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Post by paraskeet on May 8, 2014 15:39:29 GMT
guys im horny and ready to FUĆK
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Nivlem Ttam
le reddit army captain
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Definitely not Matt Melvin
Posts: 1,304
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Post by Nivlem Ttam on May 8, 2014 16:56:54 GMT
write one about me and u
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on May 8, 2014 18:55:44 GMT
incredible
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on May 8, 2014 19:03:48 GMT
stupendous
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Post by N4-PR on May 8, 2014 19:55:20 GMT
still waiting on the masterpiece that will be Tyler Legrand and Russ
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