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Post by Gorilla Tits on Jun 20, 2014 4:22:08 GMT
eat oats that's what horses eat
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Jun 20, 2014 4:33:51 GMT
Was she hot to trot
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Jun 20, 2014 4:44:26 GMT
oh also make sure you never break your leg cuz you're no good for breeding that's for sure
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Sapiens
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 9:40:31 GMT
I called her office, her office works with the one I work in, asked for her and asked her about the company's website.
"Oh hey, this is uh-"
"Artur? Hey!"
"Hey! So uh... I'm here on the website and I can't figure out how to make these words, bold or italic?"
"There should be a couple of buttons with a 'b' and 'i' symbol on top"
"I don't seem to have that, oh, is this supposed to be opened in IE?"
"Yup"
"oh I was on chrome haha"
*she laughs*
"I gotta know these things so I can correct my collegues' spelling mistakes on the website haha"
"Of course! *laughs*" (At this point I'm like, billy-goat, SHE'S ACTUALLY OK WITH ME HAVING A NON-WORK CONVERSATION)
*Panic ensues* "Oh uh uh yeah well thanks for the help! Bye!"
"Bye"
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 9:41:54 GMT
The next 5 minutes I hit my head against my table a la this is some kind of corny movie where I'm some nerdy loser.
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 9:42:21 GMT
Except it's real life and exactly the same scenario
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 9:42:42 GMT
I was thinking of calling her again today
or should I simply let this one go?
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t'tool
Real Human Bean
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Post by t'tool on Jun 20, 2014 10:43:49 GMT
yeah call her again and ask her about the underscore
or the hyperlinks
theres a whole treasure trove of transparent excuses to work with!
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jun 20, 2014 11:14:36 GMT
lol @ u
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i'm very angry
Thighmaster
6%
eat shit and billy-goat off
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Post by i'm very angry on Jun 20, 2014 12:57:06 GMT
"Of course! *laughs*" (At this point I'm like, billy-goat, SHE'S ACTUALLY OK WITH ME HAVING A NON-WORK CONVERSATION) Wtf are you talking about
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Post by N4-PR on Jun 20, 2014 13:25:05 GMT
god no one billy-goating cares why do you insist on making these threads
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 13:58:18 GMT
Because my life is more interesting than yours and more worth sharing
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
Posts: 330
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 13:59:43 GMT
yeah call her again and ask her about the underscore or the hyperlinks theres a whole treasure trove of transparent excuses to work with! I know but I'm more concerned with trying to not be nervous than the actual conversation. She's pretty hot so I just have to block that out. She's just a girl right? RIGHT?!
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Post by N4-PR on Jun 20, 2014 14:08:13 GMT
Because my life is more interesting than yours and more worth sharing your life is as interesting as watching moss growing on rocks
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Sapiens
Spame's Junior Operations Manager
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Post by Concussion on Jun 20, 2014 14:40:36 GMT
Damn, so your life is even less interesting than that? poor fat billy-goat
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