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Post by Patty O'Furniture on Nov 1, 2015 23:53:07 GMT
the distance between you and your partner at any given time should be less than or equal to the length of your erect schlongus
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K-Man
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Post by K-Man on Nov 2, 2015 1:18:00 GMT
leave room for jesus
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 2:48:56 GMT
"i really dont think i can do long distance. honestly think about it. weve dated for 4 years but i think thats it. ill be in new orleans in grad school with no time for even myself, it will be unfair to both of us." hahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 2:49:22 GMT
anyway im getting married
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 2:50:31 GMT
but i did spend all of halloween doing nothing w my girlfriend watching kitchen nightmares after working retail so i guess it all evens out
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Nov 3, 2015 2:54:32 GMT
hey ive been watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube for a solid week or so. I like the one with the kebob guy and he's like have you ever seen this being served, a big swinging donkey dick in everyones face??
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 3:02:42 GMT
ive been watching season 3 and 4 on netflix i didnt expect to get so invested in it honestly
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2015 3:02:22 GMT
anyway im getting married i find this difficult to believe
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 3:04:04 GMT
anyway im getting married i find this difficult to believe thats fine
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Nov 3, 2015 3:15:32 GMT
can i billy-goat you and your wife when you're married ask her PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Nov 3, 2015 3:15:57 GMT
in all seriousness though I'd let ramsay billy-goat my face for 48 hours
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 3:51:23 GMT
in all seriousness though I'd let ramsay billy-goat my face for 48 hours so many people wanna billy-goat him i dont get it he looks weird
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 3:51:52 GMT
although he does have big strong arms with which he could hold me and make me feel safe and loved. i love u gordon ramsay
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Nov 3, 2015 4:59:49 GMT
so yes
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Nov 3, 2015 7:18:00 GMT
yall wouldn't get along
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