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Post by Tyler Legrand on Sept 9, 2013 14:42:00 GMT
Ashamed at your stupidity, you choke yourself to death. However, your loyal son carries you to the nearest space hospital. You wake up to see a clown waiting for you in a chair by your bed. He says "Hi."
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Sept 9, 2013 14:45:16 GMT
finger yourself
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Post by K-Man on Sept 9, 2013 14:46:31 GMT
ask the nurse for more drugs
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 9, 2013 14:51:45 GMT
murder the clown
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Sept 9, 2013 15:00:57 GMT
You struggle to grab the clown or finger yourself, but you discover that both your hands are handcuffed to the bed. The clown smiles, and speaks. "You know... I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us. When you and..."
He pauses, struggling to remember someone's name. What do?
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Sept 9, 2013 15:02:16 GMT
VOMIT DOwn his throat
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 9, 2013 15:08:06 GMT
Yes vomit down his stupid clown throat
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Sept 9, 2013 15:11:55 GMT
You vomit with rage, and your decade-old pez puke instantly kills the clown (clowns are allergic to pez, everybody knows that). He sprawls onto your bed. You're still handcuffed. You notice a set of keys on the inside of the clown's jacket. The phone starts ringing. You hear footsteps approaching the door. What do?
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 9, 2013 16:09:04 GMT
Eat the clown
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 9, 2013 18:03:04 GMT
EAT THE CLOWN
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 9, 2013 18:03:16 GMT
and then billy-goat it
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 20:13:38 GMT
Eat and billy-goat the clown at the same time
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Sept 10, 2013 4:35:51 GMT
Give the people what they want Tyler
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Sept 10, 2013 6:54:02 GMT
Still handcuffed, you take a bite out of the clown's head, but only get a mouthful of green afro.
Disgusted at his offering, you take revenge by wriggling your prehensile schlong out of your hospital gown, undoing the clown's belt.
You're interrupted by a nurse entering the room, who takes one look and screams "CLOWN RAPE! CLOWN RAPE!" as she dashes out. You hear her fading shouts continue as an afterthought, "A CLOWN BEING RAPED, NOT A CLOWN DOING THE RAPING!"
You're in trouble now!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 10:19:32 GMT
How did you undo the belt with handcuffed hands? You're to be cuffed to the bed?
As far as continuing:
Use your apparent long wiener to pry the handcuffs off of you before someone comes back.
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