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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Oct 23, 2013 15:30:10 GMT
more like concussion XDDDDDDDFDSSDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!,!!
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Oct 23, 2013 16:06:31 GMT
I'm pretty positive that's not concussion fellas...
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Russ
Master of Ceremonies
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Post by Russ on Oct 23, 2013 16:08:21 GMT
yup
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Oct 23, 2013 16:12:59 GMT
even if it is who gives a shit hes a billy-goating moron trying way too hard to troll us
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Oct 23, 2013 16:53:46 GMT
you might be giving him too much credit calling him a troll.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Oct 23, 2013 16:58:33 GMT
Dr. Belieber what is your opinion on the situation
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William Riker
le reddit army captain
sexing it up on Risa
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Post by William Riker on Oct 23, 2013 17:03:53 GMT
this calls for a billy-goat-off
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K-Man
Often Mistaken for Being Famous
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Post by K-Man on Oct 23, 2013 18:28:07 GMT
alright what is this mess why is this office trashed
im getting the doctor in here right away, you guys are in deep shit
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:34:06 GMT
Ladies, each of you come back and sit in separate examination rooms. I will individually deal with you personally.
In the meantime...
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:36:20 GMT
Is it possible to get it on with girls whose languages you don't even speak The only language that needs speaking is the international language: Love If that doesn't work than try speaking the only other true universal language: Mathematics
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:38:10 GMT
is it possible to get it on with girls whose languages you're fluent in Possible? Yes. Probable? No.
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:40:43 GMT
Whoa whoa, this is going a little too fast. At least introduce yourself and buy me a drink first.
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:48:01 GMT
HOW CAN I FART SAFELY WITHOUT POOPING BY ACCIDENT Follow these instructions carefully and in precise order: - Evacuate your bowels completely. I recommend a cocktail of black coffee, extra virgin olive oil and visine.
- Once fully evacuated, consume 8-16 ounces of sharp cheddar cheese - block form only, no slices.
- Take a triple dose of Tums, chase it with Immodium AD.
- Constrict your anus 40-100 times in repetitions of 7 for 12 minutes.
- Eat an entire head of raw cabbage.
Enjoy your new life with foul smelling yet stainless underwear!
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:56:25 GMT
where does urine go when you pee inwards What happens to a car when it's driving down a one-way road in the wrong direction towards oncoming traffic? At some point him or the other driver will realize that something is wrong and they will pull over and have a good chuckle as they help each other turn the improperly directed car around. In other words, it invades your testicles and declares a territorial war against your sperm. Your scrotum will enlarge and spasm until it forces your penis to ejaculate. Whichever fluid becomes sequentially forced out is the loser of the battle.
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Dr. Belieber
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Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
Posts: 40
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Oct 23, 2013 18:58:57 GMT
Say a guy kisses a girl and then stops saying it's wrong cause he has a gf and then proceeds on kissing her again and saying they want to have sex with her right there and then and then repeat how it's wrong and so on for few times and eventually pushes her away cause 'they can't do that'. Then when with guy friends and asked why he didn't go all the way he answers 'i don't know, i didn't feel like it'. i guess the question is: do men suffer from the same inexistent pms that is attributed to women? Do they also menstruate? It's not wrong because he has a girlfriend -- it's wrong because he is a repressed homosexual. Break the news to him gently.
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