paraskeet
Real Human Bean
fisting myself and crying
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Post by paraskeet on May 9, 2014 6:05:59 GMT
do you not know who meowmeow is
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paraskeet
Real Human Bean
fisting myself and crying
Posts: 932
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Post by paraskeet on May 9, 2014 6:06:23 GMT
okay the score just went down to 0/10 way to billy-goating go
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Post by Patty O'Furniture on May 9, 2014 8:56:56 GMT
miss meowmeow more like hiss meowmeow
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Post by Patty O'Furniture on May 9, 2014 9:03:06 GMT
meowmeow x cryptkeeper
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Post by Tyler Legrand on May 9, 2014 14:38:31 GMT
That Tyler + Russ story made me very aroused because the pronouns made it easy to see Russ as a woman in a wheelchair
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Spastic
Sapiens
Social Justice Warrior
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Post by Spastic on May 9, 2014 22:09:25 GMT
Do me + Tempest
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Post by benebreadstick on May 9, 2014 22:09:43 GMT
I think I vaguely recall who Meowmeow is now. And because I totally billy-goated your story here's a better one.
Paraskeet couldn't wait to bring home her new kitty Meowmeow. Meowmeow was laying in her lap sleepily as she drove down the deserted streets of her home town. Paraskeet was lazily petting Meowmeow and could feel her purring against her groin like a vibrator.The sensation was making her very wet. She removed her hand from the kitten because being attracted to a cat was just wrong. "Hiissssss" "Fine I'll keep petting you." Meowmeow started kneading Paraskeets clitoris through her jeans. Paraskeet moaned and shifted her body toward the feline. "WoW that feels good Meowmeow" The cat hissed in reply. Paraskeet kept petting her little p*ssy cat. Meowmeow purred against Paraskeets v*gina and the sensation was exquisite. Paraskeets v*gina burned with arousal. Paraskeet carefully and gently stuck her pinky finger in the cats butt while still focusing on the roads. Meowmeow hissed in surprise bit continued to knead and purr against her owners clit. Paraskeet came to little kitten paws in her driveway. She nuzzled the kitten softly and knew getting her was a good choice.
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Post by Patty O'Furniture on May 9, 2014 23:22:51 GMT
if spastic and tempest had a baby it'd look like
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Post by benebreadstick on May 10, 2014 1:05:22 GMT
terrifying
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K-Man
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Post by K-Man on May 10, 2014 2:44:16 GMT
ahahahaha lmao
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K-Man
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Post by K-Man on May 10, 2014 2:44:32 GMT
i<3tt
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on May 10, 2014 2:45:52 GMT
cocaine is bad for you k-man
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K-Man
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Post by K-Man on May 10, 2014 2:47:02 GMT
good thing i smoke pot instead
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K-Man
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Post by K-Man on May 10, 2014 2:50:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 18:13:24 GMT
I'm late to the party but you should make the next fifty shades of gray Bene
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