itt i write you and another spamer into terrible erotica

me and urser please

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Urser yelled "hooray!" As he finished his anatomically correct snowman. He grinned with devilish satisfaction as he imagined all the neighbors shocked expressions at his creation. With its bulging erection and balls the size of melons he was sure to give the kiddies some education in male genitalia! He decided to name the snowman Tweek. An unusual name, sure. But urser liked it just fine. The only thing left to do was put this hat upon his head. Wait...did...Tweek the snowman just MOVE? Tweek the snowman just WINKED at me? Tweek the snowman just rubbed his throbbing cock? Urser went up to the anthropomorphic snowman and touch the tip of his penis. Tweek grabbed the hem of ursers pants and pulled them down revealing himself to tweek. Urser moaned with satisfaction as his snowman creation bent over and spread his little snowman sphincter for urser. Urser pushed himself into tweek and buried himself to the hilt. Tweek moaned with pleasure. Urser couldn't believe he was billy-goating a snowman! It felt so good, better than anything he ever felt before. Soon the pressure was building and the orgasm that came from urser was like a volcano. Unfortunately the heat melted the snowman. But before the magic snowman died, he left a single snowflake at the tip of ursers penis to remember him by.

Me tweek and urser

Sherrie sat on her couch crying, she knew some mothers got depressed after having a child but this was ridiculous. She was so depressed, she could barely think of her newborn. She turned her head as she heard the door unlock and saw her stepfather k-man enter her apartment. He was a good looking man and she never understood what he saw in her witch of a mother.
"Hey baby girl, ah it's ok don't cry." Said k-man as he sat beside Sherrie.
"No! it's NOT ok! exclaimed Sherrie. "I'm so billy-goating FAT and my breasts are HUGE! LOOK AT THE THINGS! Milk just comes out of them on their own!"
K-man glanced down at Sherrie's bulging breasts and gulped. She'd never been a very pretty or svelte woman but he just had a thing about breast milk.
"The..ey look fi..ne to me." replied k-man.
"You really think so? Thank you so much" said Sherrie has she squished her monstrous breasts against his chest. He grabbed onto to her and held her tight squeezing her chest against him.
She went to kiss his cheek and at that moment k-man turned his head and kissed her on the mouth. Sherie gave a gasp of surprise but quickly recovered and kissed him again. she slid her tongue into his mouth and moaned a little. It drove K-man wild and he gave her boobs a little squeeze. K-man rolled Sherrie onto her back on the couch and ripped her shirt off. Her breasts barely fit in that bra of hers and he could see some spots where milk had leaked out. His erection rubbed angrily against his pants. He ripped her bra off and started suckling the milk out of her breasts and at the same time took off his pants and underwear. He grabbed sherrie's thick thighs and spread her legs wide for him. He pushed himself deep into sherrie and moaned with a mouth full of her milk. Sherrie couldn't believe she was billy-goating her stepdad but she loved it. With the pressure of her stepfathers movements building she could feel the orgasm coming on while k-man switched to her other breast. It wasn't long before sherrie let go and came all around k-man cock. K-man soon followed and came in his daughters pussy with his mouth latched onto her breast.

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