Post by Benjaman on Feb 8, 2015 2:52:33 GMT
the ORIGINAL OSTRACIZER Alienator against the mega billy-goater himself risbolla
Kim Jong-un, the Eternal Leader of the Free People of North Korea.
Likes: to eat right away when he's hungry, pizza, basketball, video games, rockets.
Dislikes: too many to mention! Vegetables, Seth Rogen, etc.
ITS THE YEAR 1999X !!! DOOM-MONOLITHS DOT THE SKYLINE EVERYWHERE IN THIS DOGGY DOG WORLD,,,,, ITS BEEN OVER 5000 YEARS [DISPUTED] SINCE THE 4TH COMING OF JESUS SHIDAPU N THE WORLD IS MESSED UP AS HECK SINCE THE CYBER AZTECHS RETURNED FROM THE OVERWORLD TO OPRESS THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF NEW GAIA,,,,, ONLY THE SACRED ORDER OF JUVENILE DELINQUENTS KNOWN ONLY AS ''CHILDREN OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.'' CAN PROTECT THE COMMON PPL FROM THE THREAT OF INVADERZ,,,, ITS ALL REALLY DANGEROUS STUFF
AHURA MAZDA IS A 16 YEAR OLD JUNIOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT OFFICER FROM THE RURAL CONTINENT OF NEO-EURASIA V1.337 WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY BEEN INITIATED IN THE SACRED ORDER OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.,,,,, HIS A MASTER MARKSMAN WHO CAN FIRE A WARPBLASTER WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY FROM OVER 500 ZEN-CANA AWAY ((ZEN-CANA IS THE STANDARD UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE FUTURE)) AND ALSO PRACTICES FUSEINA SUTAIRU KEPESHU (("ILLEGAL STYLE KHOPESH")) USING A TRADITIONAL PROTO-IGYPTIAN FARMING IMPLEMENT AS HIS BLADE
STRENGTH;,,,,,,,,MORE THAN A P.E. COACH
TOUGHNESS;,,,,,,CAN GET RUN OVER BY A BIKE WITHOUT INJURY
AGILITY;,,,,,,,,,,,SPEED DEMON
TEAMWORK;,,,,,,,DOESNT WORK GOOD WITH OTHER PPL
SKILLZ;,,,,,,,,,,,,,S-RANK MINOR
LIKES;,,,,SKIPPING CLASS,,,,FIGHTING AZTEACHERS,,,,,VANDALIZING PUBLIC PROPERTY,,,,HIS GF EOWYN
DISLIKS;,,,,,,,HOMEWORK,,,,HIS DAD,,,,,THE NEW WORLD ORDER,,,,,,PDAS,,,,,AUTHORITY FIGURES
Kim Jong-un, the Eternal Leader of the Free People of North Korea.
Likes: to eat right away when he's hungry, pizza, basketball, video games, rockets.
Dislikes: too many to mention! Vegetables, Seth Rogen, etc.
AHURA MAZDA IS A 16 YEAR OLD JUNIOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT OFFICER FROM THE RURAL CONTINENT OF NEO-EURASIA V1.337 WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY BEEN INITIATED IN THE SACRED ORDER OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.,,,,, HIS A MASTER MARKSMAN WHO CAN FIRE A WARPBLASTER WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY FROM OVER 500 ZEN-CANA AWAY ((ZEN-CANA IS THE STANDARD UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE FUTURE)) AND ALSO PRACTICES FUSEINA SUTAIRU KEPESHU (("ILLEGAL STYLE KHOPESH")) USING A TRADITIONAL PROTO-IGYPTIAN FARMING IMPLEMENT AS HIS BLADE
STRENGTH;,,,,,,,,MORE THAN A P.E. COACH
TOUGHNESS;,,,,,,CAN GET RUN OVER BY A BIKE WITHOUT INJURY
AGILITY;,,,,,,,,,,,SPEED DEMON
TEAMWORK;,,,,,,,DOESNT WORK GOOD WITH OTHER PPL
SKILLZ;,,,,,,,,,,,,,S-RANK MINOR
LIKES;,,,,SKIPPING CLASS,,,,FIGHTING AZTEACHERS,,,,,VANDALIZING PUBLIC PROPERTY,,,,HIS GF EOWYN
DISLIKS;,,,,,,,HOMEWORK,,,,HIS DAD,,,,,THE NEW WORLD ORDER,,,,,,PDAS,,,,,AUTHORITY FIGURES
