Post by Benjaman on Feb 8, 2015 3:28:30 GMT
oft-forgotten vegetable Coliflower attempts to understand the incorrigible mind that is @joncena
In the late 2000s, as a relative peace began to pervade on the North American continent, the Mexican government had technology shared with them by the Americans, including military advancements.
With only limited funding and skilled personnel, they ended up only attempting to recreate weaponry from the 30s and 40s or earlier, stumbling upon an old experimental serum that gave America one of its greatest heroes - Captain America.
In an effort to gain such an asset for themselves, the government poured hundreds of pesos into the program, selecting the unlikely 35 year old Juan Altavista as their subject. When it came time to turn the lights down and inject the serum, he changed.
Lacking the expertise of the Americans, Captain Mexico was slightly less powerful than his white red and blue counterpart, but he was the masked hero that the country needed. Armed with his supersuit and steel sombrero, the people's hero, Capitan Mexico, became a figure that inspired the masses.
This is Roy and his Colostomy Bag of Invincibility. When the bag is full, he removes it from his side and proceeds to pour the contents of said bag all over himself, rendering him nearly invincible(except bullets) mainly due to the fact no one wants to get near him and/or touch him.  It also helps that he's pretty ripped and has a big bulge too.
In the late 2000s, as a relative peace began to pervade on the North American continent, the Mexican government had technology shared with them by the Americans, including military advancements.
With only limited funding and skilled personnel, they ended up only attempting to recreate weaponry from the 30s and 40s or earlier, stumbling upon an old experimental serum that gave America one of its greatest heroes - Captain America.
In an effort to gain such an asset for themselves, the government poured hundreds of pesos into the program, selecting the unlikely 35 year old Juan Altavista as their subject. When it came time to turn the lights down and inject the serum, he changed.
Lacking the expertise of the Americans, Captain Mexico was slightly less powerful than his white red and blue counterpart, but he was the masked hero that the country needed. Armed with his supersuit and steel sombrero, the people's hero, Capitan Mexico, became a figure that inspired the masses.
Feb 4, 2015 0:04:57 GMT @JonCena said:
This is Roy and his Colostomy Bag of Invincibility. When the bag is full, he removes it from his side and proceeds to pour the contents of said bag all over himself, rendering him nearly invincible(except bullets) mainly due to the fact no one wants to get near him and/or touch him.  It also helps that he's pretty ripped and has a big bulge too.
