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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Feb 9, 2015 13:36:51 GMT
in which I was drinking some kind of crazy mtn dew flavor (it was purple or some shit) mixed with vodka and playing maple story and then I got a message from a girl I haven't talked to in a year saying she forgave me lmfao but I woke up really wanting mtn dew so I got out of bed and walked around the whole billy-goatin hood trying to find a billy-goating store that was open so I could buy every different flavor of mtn dew they had because I want them all now but lazy pieces of shit don't work from 7 am - to 9 am around here apparently so I'm just waiting so I can try again so they better have a bunch of insane billy-goating flavors that will blow my god damn mind or else I'm going to stab thru my dick with a knife and then shoot my cock off with a glock at point-blank range while the knife is still stabbed thru my f ucking cock. and I'm out of cigarettes
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Feb 9, 2015 13:56:41 GMT
billy-goat pleasant ppl btw
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Feb 9, 2015 14:26:39 GMT
the only wacky flavor they had was code red but I got this other shit
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Post by N4-PR on Feb 9, 2015 14:42:31 GMT
I had a dream where I was on a party island with a bunch of people having sex and I was the one who brought the "real Indian kush" but then I went scopin out the island looking for hot bitches when this gargoyle dragon creature started speaking gibberish and breathing fire burning everyone the he flew after me and was speaking gibberish and demanded I solve a bunch of puzzles really fast he was so impressed he spared my life
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Post by Russ on Feb 9, 2015 15:13:29 GMT
was watching edge of tomorrow extras then that evening dreamt i was playing tennis with doug liman (director of edge of tomorrow) who hit a fast shot and i fell trying to return, then cripple kicked in and couldnt get back up
but it was out of bounds and so i won the match
i have really boring dreams sometimes
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Post by Russ on Feb 9, 2015 15:15:07 GMT
there was also some sex involved but weirdly i dont fully recall that bit, just the tennis
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Feb 9, 2015 15:29:07 GMT
you dreamt of having sex with doug liman
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Feb 9, 2015 15:35:20 GMT
ive had like one sex dream in my entire life it was awesome but i was like fourteen
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Post by N4-PR on Feb 9, 2015 15:55:49 GMT
was watching edge of tomorrow extras then that evening dreamt i was playing tennis with doug liman (director of edge of tomorrow) who hit a fast shot and i fell trying to return, then cripple kicked in and couldnt get back up but it was out of bounds and so i won the match i have really boring dreams sometimes Were you walking in this dream or were you playing tennis in your wheel chair
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Post by Russ on Feb 9, 2015 16:01:32 GMT
was walking and running, but when i fell a flip switched and i couldnt get back up
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Post by K-Man on Feb 9, 2015 17:06:34 GMT
years ago i had a dream once that i was hellbent on having a baked potato but didn't have the time or patience to wait for one to cook for hours in the oven so using all of my scientific wits i devised a brilliant recipe to microwave a potato that was half-covered in water in a deep bowl so that when the water boiled it would directly cook the bottom half of the potato and the concurrent steam would handle cooking the upper half of the potato, makes perfect sense right
so i woke up that next morning and immediately recalled having that dream, laughing in my head while thinking 'wow thats fukcing stupid, how would you ever cook a potato like that' and then shortly thereafter my girlfriend wakes up and asks 'what the hell were you eating last night?' but i didnt remember eating anything so i checked the inside of the microwave and sure enough there was a bowl half-full of dirty water and the fridge had no potatoes left
and that was the last time i took xanax while drinking beer
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Feb 9, 2015 17:13:24 GMT
I wish you never woke up ark
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Feb 9, 2015 17:29:59 GMT
lmao dude im pretty sure you can microwave a baked potato i did it in home economics when i was 13
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Feb 10, 2015 15:05:45 GMT
i dreamed prince was my dad
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Post by N4-PR on Feb 10, 2015 15:32:38 GMT
poor prince
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