K-Man
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:26:02 GMT
and then every time you confront the bitch she's all like
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:27:18 GMT
but you stay with her anyway because really what else have you got going on
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:28:17 GMT
and it eats at you and eats at you and EATS at you until you eventually move 1700 miles away cos being near her another day is a fate worse than death
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:29:55 GMT
and in hindsight you realize your once failing health was because you had given up on living thanks to a relationship like that, piled on top of the other crap in your life you're trying to sort out
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:31:57 GMT
so you get your physical and mental health back in order and to ensure it's healing goes well you swear off any and all relationships for a while until you're ready to go back out there which in turn means being celibate for one year ONE ENTIRE YEAR even tho you're fairly attractive and work in a popular tourist town swarming with bikini-clad hot bitches from all over the world
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:33:42 GMT
friends, im so horny i could bang a crack in the sidewalk
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Post by N4-PR on Apr 3, 2015 1:34:54 GMT
I would bang your taco but I'd rather eat it
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:35:15 GMT
but i am in full control, for the first time in my life i actually trust the pilot that's behind the wheel of this vessel known as my physical form
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Post by K-Man on Apr 3, 2015 1:37:36 GMT
I would bang your taco but I'd rather eat it thats a smooth line, my feminine side was all like 'hell yeah get down there boyo' for a sec
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Post by Benjaman on Apr 3, 2015 2:51:56 GMT
why not both
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Post by risbolla on Apr 3, 2015 18:38:23 GMT
weird.......................
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Post by Roger Force on Apr 3, 2015 18:45:21 GMT
kman how much u jerk off these days
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Post by K-Man on Apr 4, 2015 2:03:14 GMT
enough to create a life-size likeness of myself consisting entirely of spunk
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Apr 4, 2015 2:34:52 GMT
gross
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Post by K-Man on Apr 4, 2015 3:34:47 GMT
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