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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:09:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:20:41 GMT
now its in the $40,000's. WTF is going on?
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:23:43 GMT
this is spiraling out of control
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Post by Derelict on May 28, 2013 21:29:41 GMT
Wait what?
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:33:56 GMT
exactly
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:36:34 GMT
what? It's gone
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Post by Toasty on May 28, 2013 21:37:37 GMT
haha nice thread assbutt
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:41:25 GMT
link fixed. whoops.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:42:13 GMT
In case it does get removed, a copy of the description:
Item specifics Condition: Used: An item that has been used previously. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of any imperfections. See all condition definitions Country of Manufacture: United States Okay sure, I went off the Derech. But even the worst Rasha only goes to Gehenom for twelve months, and that's without anyone saying kaddish for them. I have seven(!) brothers, I'm sure a couple of them will outlive me and say kaddish for me. I've done my fair share of Aveiros, but I have a decent amount of unassailable Mitzvos under my belt as well. I was a good student all through yeshiva, never broke any Halachos - and was even careful about Minhagim - until my early twenties, I am now about 98% vegan, so I don't eat any real treif (anymore), and being that I'm an atheist, I don't worship Avodah Zoroh. I have dedicated a lot of time and effort to fighting molestation in the Frum community, I served in the US Army, where I was the Jewish Lay Leader on my base in South Korea for a year, and when I was deployed to Haiti in 2010 immediately after the earthquake I saved countless lives (I realize they're goyim, but still - they've gotta count for something). Plus - to this day I listen to Jewish music all the time, so that must add something. So all in all I think my Chelek in Olam Habaah is definitely worth a pretty penny. Don't be a cheap Jew, and fork it over like it's Maftir Yona. Remember - you're bidding on an eternal reward in heaven! The winning bidder will receive a signed contract, guaranteeing my timeshare in Shomaim, and an additional signed contract guaranteeing that I will not become a bigger Baal Aveira than I am now, and that if I become a Baal Teshuva (don't bet on it), I will pay the fair market value for the return of my Olam Habaah. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me at Facebook.com/Rachmuna Thank you, and happy bidding.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 21:42:49 GMT
Question & Answer Answered On Q: Hi Rachmuna, Can you tell me where in heaven this portion is? For the price you are asking, I want to make sure I am in prime real estate somewhere over a rainbow, right between the lord and a few angels. And far, far away from those Charedim, with their huge families, it brings down property values, oy, and the mess they make...Will you hand deliver this to Borough Park too? May-28-13 A: That's a very good shayla, and I've consulted my rav about it. She said that since the Chareidim will be at the feet of the kisey hakavod, you have nothing to worry about. Let's be honest, you're not getting Moshe Rabbeinu's Olam Habaah, so you'll be off in a corner somewhere, probably with the Hatzoloh and Chaveirim members, who aren't tzadikim, but because of their life-saving hobbies, have snuck into shomayim. As for delivery, for an extra fee, I can hand deliver it.
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sexing it up on Risa
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Post by William Riker on May 28, 2013 21:58:48 GMT
this is so many facettes of wrong
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 22:00:01 GMT
its almost over 100,000 dollars. I'm about ready to do the same.
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Post by Gorilla Tits on May 29, 2013 4:33:26 GMT
Yeah those are fake bids...
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on May 29, 2013 4:47:45 GMT
i dont understand what this is about
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on May 29, 2013 4:49:36 GMT
oh so he is selling his place in heaven or something
cooool
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