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Post by benebreadstick on Jun 4, 2013 23:39:47 GMT
-saw a cat -said "cat" really loudly -did a series of stupid things attempting to get the cats attention -failed -exclaimed "he doesnt even care!" and left
so interesting i know
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Post by N4-PR on Jun 4, 2013 23:43:17 GMT
-woke up in pain -went to the doctor in pain -gave a stool sample in pain -walked in pouring rain to my car in pain -went back to the doctor in pain -went home in pain -dog shit and puked everywhere while I am on the computer in pain
day in the life of me the book the movie the video game
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Post by benebreadstick on Jun 4, 2013 23:44:54 GMT
lol you called shit stool
man i would love to give a doctor my poop
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2013 23:45:56 GMT
Did you hand it to him?
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Post by N4-PR on Jun 4, 2013 23:47:43 GMT
lol you called shit stool man i would love to give a doctor my poop what came out of my ass was not poop, I had to give it a more fancy name also no I gave it to a lab technician
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William Riker
le reddit army captain
sexing it up on Risa
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Post by William Riker on Jun 4, 2013 23:48:50 GMT
he just spread his cheeks and left a stool sample on the doctor's table
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Jun 5, 2013 0:22:44 GMT
-didnt sleep -bleached my hair -dyed my hair -mass effect
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Jun 5, 2013 0:45:25 GMT
Um work I guess
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Post by 410757864530 DEAD COPS on Jun 5, 2013 1:25:20 GMT
the citadel dlc garrus im shaking
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Post by Puggalo4Lyfe on Jun 5, 2013 2:31:51 GMT
-Woke up -Wanted to masturbate -Nah, billy-goat it -Well...on second thought... -Yeah nevermind -Made a nice hot sexually frustrated dinner -'Splosm
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pizzalove
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Post by pizzalove on Jun 5, 2013 5:50:36 GMT
-made pizza -got paid -sat in a tire shop for 2 hours -watched baggage
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jun 5, 2013 5:57:42 GMT
i just woke up half an hour ago
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Post by Gorilla Tits on Jun 5, 2013 6:43:20 GMT
I'm just going to bed now!
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Jun 5, 2013 8:11:11 GMT
I got a new swapnote from "Nikki" then I was sad because it wasn't you
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InTransit
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Post by InTransit on Jun 5, 2013 10:22:43 GMT
woke up hit snooze hit snooze again went to work made up some flightplans got moneys
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