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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:13:11 GMT
Welcome to the second session of the old-ass XCOM game This is what the Spame base looks like now, main difference is that there is now only one point of access from the hangars to the rest of the base, suggestions welcome: Grue and Benjaman joins the team
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:18:37 GMT
Okay so the new team's next job is a terror mission in freakin' West Africa which took ages to fly to I tried to stall the mission for as long as I can so that it would be morning, but alas, we must fight in the night. As soon as Gorilla Tits stepped out to investigate, shots were fired at him from the north and the west. Tits found this floater lurking to the west, and disposed of him. Despite the annoying darkness, Relapse's keen eyes somehow spotted this one to the north: Relapse was only able to wound him, but Shootan finished him off.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:22:43 GMT
Unfortunately, Relapse was killed by more shots from the north. On the other hand, K Man expertly killed an alien who walked too close during their turn, even while K Man was still in the ship! ^ Another huge alien (a reaper) still lurks around to the north (it's hard to see, you'll get a better view of it later). Risbolla found this a perfect opportunity to use his rocket launcher, and blasted it into pieces of meat.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:24:59 GMT
More shots from the north hit Shootan in the leg, wounding him! Diki patches him up thanks to our newly invented medikit. In revenge, Shootan shot this floater dead. Meanwhile, lone ranger Gorilla Tits creeps around a corner to the south to find a straggler. He easily disposes of him. Grue joins Shootan and spots another floater hiding on the roof! He kills it with one amazing shot. Meanwhile, Risbolla hunts down another giant reaper! He doesn't have enough time this turn to kill it, so all he could do was shoot it in the face. But next turn...
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:29:37 GMT
Risbolla sets the mofo on fire, and shoots lasers in its face until it's dead. Meanwhile Grue spots another floater inside a house through a window. He then shoots at it through the window until it's dead. Amazing.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:32:24 GMT
Another floater attempts to surprise Grue with a rocket snap shot as soon as Grue comes closer, but Grue dodges and kills this floater too. Why is Grue so damn good today?? Shootan, looking not to be outdone by Grue, shot this guy dead too: And Risbolla, having been shot at by this floater, had his revenge, but had to settle for using his conventional laser pistol as he was out of rockets:
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 1, 2014 11:34:29 GMT
AND THEY WIN (except Relapse) Why did they promote K Man all he did was sit in the shuttle and kill one guy billy-goatin' asshats god
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Post by risbolla on Mar 1, 2014 11:43:08 GMT
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 6, 2014 17:13:27 GMT
Interceptors downed a small UFO ship let's get 'em Narcissa joins the team, she looks like this: [Incidentally, I decided to specialise each member more. Gorilla Tits', K Man's, and Grue's high accuracy designated them as snipers. Diki, Narcissa, and Shootan played support (incidentally they had good throwing stats, i.e. for grenades) while Risbolla's and Benjaman's higher strength allowed them to wield heavy weapons.] Gorilla Tits snipes a sectoid dead off the bat before stepping a foot outside the shuttle. Diki is sent out to scout and spots two. Shootan also exits to deal with one of them but also spots a couple more himself. It turns out that the shuttle was generally surrounded by sectoids already, yet long story short, the squad's newly invented laser rifles proved to be invaluable in dispatching the sectoids. Once they were dead, Diki also got to play with her new motion scanner, which helped identify two cowardly sectoids hiding inside the downed UFO. Shootan carefully scouted within to confirm their locations; Grue, waiting on his knees outside the open door, shot both of them dead in a single round. And we win
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Post by i'm very angry on Mar 6, 2014 17:26:23 GMT
Interceptors downed a small UFO ship let's get 'em Narcissa joins the team, she looks like this: wow it's like a proper rl picture of me
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Post by i'm very angry on Mar 6, 2014 17:26:33 GMT
uncanny
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 7, 2014 18:31:37 GMT
Spame base now has a large radar and an alien containment facility We spotted another UFO milling around in Russia. It was a large craft this time, and it wasn't easy taking it down; we lost one of our interceptors in the attack. But we did get it to crash, so our team began their next mission as usual. OH MY GOD They're bringing out these giant spinny robot discs already?? Gorilla Tits and Diki concentrated their firepower on this one promptly. It exploded violently, illustrating why killing one at close range is dangerous.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 7, 2014 18:35:17 GMT
However, the team suffered casualties of its own next round. Gorilla Tits and Shootan were shot dead by mysterious sources: Another cyberdisc was lurking up a hill. It was able to withstand even Risbolla's rocket, so K-Man had to come out to finish it. Grue also sniped a sectoid who was probably Gorilla Tits' murderer. However...
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 7, 2014 18:41:46 GMT
A mysterious alien force probed Grue's mind, tickling his neurons. Also, another plasma shot rang out, ripping through Diki's innards. Grue panicked, dropped his weapon, and ran like a headless chicken. In addition, Grue even got shot (by probably Diki's killer) in the next round or so. It only wounded him, but it definitely did not help his morale. Benjaman tried to clear out the problematic sectoid with a rocket, but it escaped. K Man eventually creeped through the wasteland and sniped the annoyance through the resulting smoke.
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Mar 7, 2014 18:44:33 GMT
After Narcissa patched Grue up and applied some painkiller, Grue eventually calmed down, and borrowed the late Diki's weapon since he dropped his long ago. However, a mysterious alien kept probing Grue's mind. He quickly went berserk. The rest of the soldiers were ordered to run the hell away from Grue. So they ran, K Man and Benjaman heading down the ship's left, Risbolla and Narcissa the right. Risbolla slightly overreacted upon spotting a sectoid round the corner, but you can never kill a sectoid too thoroughly.
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