parafwen
Sapiens
technically sentient
Posts: 499
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Post by parafwen on Jul 13, 2015 1:53:01 GMT
Our country is on fire please help a buncha people i graduated with are fire fighters, thats my contribution
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Jul 13, 2015 6:19:29 GMT
if i could do anything to help you i would Simple but unexpectedly heartwarming
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jul 13, 2015 6:24:51 GMT
my heart remains ice cold
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Russ
Master of Ceremonies
3%
Posts: 1,670
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Post by Russ on Jul 13, 2015 10:05:08 GMT
if i could do anything to help you i would Simple but unexpectedly heartwarming
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jul 13, 2015 10:59:00 GMT
solution: get someone to give you a handjob
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Post by N4-PR on Jul 13, 2015 15:57:08 GMT
I ended up in the hospital again, should I kill myself?
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K-Man
Often Mistaken for Being Famous
14%
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posts: 3,886
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Post by K-Man on Jul 13, 2015 16:00:42 GMT
leave that to the doctors
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jul 13, 2015 16:19:04 GMT
if i answer that question i may be legally culpable
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Post by Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully on Jul 13, 2015 16:19:22 GMT
do what your chin feeling tells you
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Post by Hans Moleman on Jul 13, 2015 18:07:43 GMT
how do i fix my splinter haemorrhage it hurts when i type ffs
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Roger Force
Peter MacNicol Fan Club President
10%
About to fuk
Posts: 2,277
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Post by Roger Force on Jul 13, 2015 18:11:10 GMT
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2015 18:51:05 GMT
Okay here's mine:
Live in a shit apartment, had to move suddenly without warning or any preparation,
No place wants to hire me,
My car is falling apart AND i have a payment due today and dont have the cash for it,
There is something severely wrong with my feet, I can barely stand on them for even a few minutes,
My right lense in my glasses has a crack in it,
My cat is a moron,
I need a haircut,
The shower at the apartment is a piece of shit. The entire apartment sucks actually, but i shouldn't complain too much because my friend (read:his girlfriend) said I could. Which i am appreciative on such short notice. I do pay rent but I'm essentially miserable there.,
Um what else...
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Post by Matterialize on Jul 13, 2015 19:23:17 GMT
can't decide which socks to wear today
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Jul 13, 2015 21:29:08 GMT
my birthday is tomorrow but i don't want to see people but i want presents
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Dr. Belieber
Erectus
Dr. Truenthal K Belieber, S.M.D.
Posts: 40
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Post by Dr. Belieber on Jul 13, 2015 22:15:00 GMT
I have a problem with people ripping off my shtick and providing lame, unfunny answers
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