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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Nov 14, 2015 19:45:59 GMT
Lemon Surprise: 1. wait until night 2. go outside wearing dark clothing and a ski mask with a baseball bat 3. hang around a dark alley until someone walks by 4. hit them as hard as you can in the head with the baseball bat so they are knocked out in 1 shot 5. throw the baseball bat over a fence into someone's yard 6. grab the person you knocked out by the legs and start swinging their body full force into the nearest wall like the hulk 7. if you are not strong enough to repeatedly slam their body into the wall you can skip that step and pour gasoline on their body and light them on fire then shoot someone with a gun then return to your kitchen 8. make 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, put in blender 9. add 1 cup of milk and 1 cup of applejuice to the blender 10. blend until liquefied 11. pour the concoction into a bucket 12. repeat steps 8-11 until bucket is full 13. pour bucket onto your kitchen floor 14. throw a glass down on the ground as hard as you can to add glass 15. scoop some up with your hands and throw it as hard as you can 16. roll around in it 17. grab a hammer and go outside and climb over your neighbor's fence and stand in their backyard and start screaming 18. when they come out start rambling about maggots cockroaches and worms 19. throw the hammer at them as hard as you can while yelling and run away 20. put a lemon in a cup 21. you just got lemom suprise
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risbolla
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Post by risbolla on Nov 14, 2015 19:47:49 GMT
no,,,,,,running away is for pussys
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Nov 14, 2015 19:53:30 GMT
you have to run to add the lemon to the cup
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Post by Hans Moleman on Nov 14, 2015 19:58:08 GMT
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Post by Tyler Legrand on Nov 15, 2015 9:25:08 GMT
didn't read
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Post by KILL BEN 2015 on Nov 15, 2015 9:31:54 GMT
chicken micnuggets 1. take a loaded shotgun (a household item in america) 2. go outside and shoot a neighbors window
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