Post by Benjaman on Feb 8, 2015 2:30:37 GMT
everybody meet SANK HEGHOR
likes: chili dogs
dislikes: mistaken identities
identifiable qualities: sleek red shoes, pointed spiked head & abdomen, winning smile, blue eyes (NOT green!!)
powers: super speed, high IQ (for his age (15 yrs)), grade A smarm
JULIO, THE TIME-TRAVELLING MEXICAN
In the year 2051, time travel is a widespread reality. The world's most sophisticated quantum mechanics labs are located in underground Mexico. Enter our hero Julio, the world's first recipient of the TD-Chip Implant (Temporal Displacement), which allows it's host to travel any direction in time simply by thinking it. Unfortunately, being the first chip of its kind, it began malfunctioning shortly after its first use. Ever since then, Julio has been randomly jumping through time at unexpected intervals, taking anyone or anything he is touching with him. A mild-mannered and humble hombre, he has been making the best of an unfortunate situation and uses his time travel abilities to comb history in search of work. The pockets of his baggy corduroys contain a seemingly endless inventory. His English is not very good... or so you think!
HERE HE COMES IT'S THAT TRUCKER FUCKER
Ken is a champion long-distance hauler of goods and the not-so-goods, shipping state-wide, country-wide, and international. His 18 Wheeler "Queer Steer" is a custom machine built to perform nigh-indefinitely. He's a world traveler, exposed to many cultures which he never cared to understand or tolerate.
Likes: Tobacco, Drugs, Energy Drinks, Burgers, Intimate CB Radio
Dislikes: Other People, Stopping
Powers: Strength/Appetite varies on drugs taken. Never sleeps.
AHURA MAZDA IS A 16 YEAR OLD JUNIOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT OFFICER FROM THE RURAL CONTINENT OF NEO-EURASIA V1.337 WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY BEEN INITIATED IN THE SACRED ORDER OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.,,,,, HIS A MASTER MARKSMAN WHO CAN FIRE A WARPBLASTER WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY FROM OVER 500 ZEN-CANA AWAY ((ZEN-CANA IS THE STANDARD UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE FUTURE)) AND ALSO PRACTICES FUSEINA SUTAIRU KEPESHU (("ILLEGAL STYLE KHOPESH")) USING A TRADITIONAL PROTO-IGYPTIAN FARMING IMPLEMENT AS HIS BLADE
STRENGTH;,,,,,,,,MORE THAN A P.E. COACH
TOUGHNESS;,,,,,,CAN GET RUN OVER BY A BIKE WITHOUT INJURY
TEAMWORK;,,,,,,,DOESNT WORK GOOD WITH OTHER PPL
LIKES;,,,,SKIPPING CLASS,,,,FIGHTING AZTEACHERS,,,,,VANDALIZING PUBLIC PROPERTY,,,,HIS GF EOWYN
DISLIKS;,,,,,,,HOMEWORK,,,,HIS DAD,,,,,THE NEW WORLD ORDER,,,,,,PDAS,,,,,AUTHORITY FIGURES
Presenting Archmage Mimic. He's not really an Archmage; just like everything else a Mimic Octopus does and wants to be the title is a lie. Especially his sex life. Especially.
Archmage Mimic just as some really shitty magic powers;
- Making you itchy behind your left ear.
- Telepathy but only thoughts from his mind into everyone elses in a 100m radius.
- Floating. Kinda. He sinks sometimes. It has absolutely nothing to do with his diet, he swears.
- Approximate knowledge of magic rituals that always seem to end up with a 10 tonne yacht with no bottom and three dead strippers.
- Water puns. They get reely bad.
- Summoning bongo drums a tea. Except the tea has no container so it just sorta falls on the floor. Both are always summoned together at the exact same time.
- A love of cats and a slight allergy to them.
So, I decided to digital art for the character but everything else will probably be hand done with shitty assed pictures instead of scanning because who can scan things when you're poor and living out of home ahaha.
Feb 4, 2015 0:04:57 GMT @JonCena said:
This is Roy and his Colostomy Bag of Invincibility. When the bag is full, he removes it from his side and proceeds to pour the contents of said bag all over himself, rendering him nearly invincible(except bullets) mainly due to the fact no one wants to get near him and/or touch him. It also helps that he's pretty ripped and has a big bulge too.
Feb 3, 2015 22:55:43 GMT @jusskah said:This is Candy. She's a single mum who's stripping to put herself through med school. She's made some poor life choices, but haven't we all?
In the late 2000s, as a relative peace began to pervade on the North American continent, the Mexican government had technology shared with them by the Americans, including military advancements.
With only limited funding and skilled personnel, they ended up only attempting to recreate weaponry from the 30s and 40s or earlier, stumbling upon an old experimental serum that gave America one of its greatest heroes - Captain America.
In an effort to gain such an asset for themselves, the government poured hundreds of pesos into the program, selecting the unlikely 35 year old Juan Altavista as their subject. When it came time to turn the lights down and inject the serum, he changed.
Lacking the expertise of the Americans, Captain Mexico was slightly less powerful than his white red and blue counterpart, but he was the masked hero that the country needed. Armed with his supersuit and steel sombrero, the people's hero, Capitan Mexico, became a figure that inspired the masses.